((unless i want you to ;d))
carterson-the-mortal:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better


this looks like the happiest he’ll be until he wins an oscar

carterson-the-mortal:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this looks like the happiest he’ll be until he wins an oscar

(via the-problematic-sapiosexual)

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Posted
3 hours ago

friendswithbandefits:

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

(via edmundtherockpikmin)

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Posted
3 hours ago
music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.


how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 



OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE

music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

image

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

image

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE

(via dutchster)

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Posted
12 hours ago

Benedict getting compliments from Andy Serkis for his work in The Hobbit (x)

(Source: cumberbatchlives, via benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend)

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915
Posted
12 hours ago

make me choose: Robin Scherbatsky or April Kepner

(via mintymccall)

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Posted
12 hours ago

stability:

do you ever see someone hot in public and think “you’ll never know how hard I’m fucking you in my mind”

(via the-consulting-halfblood-hunter)

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Posted
12 hours ago

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

image

I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via randomgirl12614)

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Posted
12 hours ago

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

(via moistbottom)

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Posted
12 hours ago
micaolzxolpirito:

cause-of-ziam-im-unable-to-even:




Supernatural hates lamps.



STOP LAMP ABUSE TODAY

REBLOG THIS AND SAVE LAMPS FROM ABUSE

What have lamps done to you!? They just fucking give you light! STOPLAMP ABUSE!


and

Now they’re getting revenge.

micaolzxolpirito:

cause-of-ziam-im-unable-to-even:

Supernatural hates lamps.

image

image

STOP LAMP ABUSE TODAY

REBLOG THIS AND SAVE LAMPS FROM ABUSE

What have lamps done to you!? They just fucking give you light! STOPLAMP ABUSE!

image

and

image

Now they’re getting revenge.

(Source: mywholebrainiscrying, via dirk-thejerk)

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84081
Posted
12 hours ago
Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story


Answer:

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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Posted
12 hours ago
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