((unless i want you to ;d))

Perks of Dating Me:

rxcked:

• I’ve got more wit

• a better kiss

• a hotter touch

• a better fuck

• and good music taste

(via wholetjackdrive)

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monsterkillah asked: chicken.


Answer:

roxssar:

wrapped in bacon

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4 hours ago

read that, again. 

things I need to beat into my brain

(via areyndelle)

(Source: angiellehcim, via the-problematic-sapiosexual)

That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
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huffy-lemon:

Favorite text posts part 4

(Source: huffylemon, via area11blaze)

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7 hours ago

iam-fandomlocked:

Tumblr making bad jokes/puns

Links to my other tumblr photosets are here

(via area11blaze)

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anon  (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: invhale, via guy)

Don’t promise when you’re happy,
Don’t reply when you’re angry and
Don’t decide when you’re sad.
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crrud:

your hair doesn’t have to be straight it can be gay it can be whatever it wants to be

(via 50shadesofyogscast)

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8 hours ago

its-aboutbloodytime:

theredrubyx:

Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.

His stunt double is having the best day

Jack Sparrow laughing at another Jack Sparrow’s jokes just seems really appropriate

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean, via votio0)

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hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not

(Source: fascinamazawesomederful, via elrondsan)

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

howling-lights:

howling-lights:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

image

IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident

uGHHHH YOU FREAK GO AWAY

(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

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That awkward moment when you don’t know if a car is going to let you cross.

j4ckkme0ff:

kimig11-riker6:

rikerr5:

dumbhumanlikeyou-:

image

this.

hahahaha

EXACT REACTION OMG

omfg 267% accurate

(Source: campbellsoup, via artisticpleasantries)

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15 hours ago

something my 10th grade history teacher told me about how he knew he wanted to marry his wife (via organicafe)

(Source: mindtricks-, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

Only be with someone who you think you can learn from. They should be smarter than you in certain ways so that you can continue to grow and be interested. Above all, you should undoubtedly be proud that you are with them.
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15 hours ago

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

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15 hours ago

calikitty-13:

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

No one explain

(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

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